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U.S. Virgin Islands
Private island paradise • No questions asked policy
$25,000 per night
Worldwide
Boeing 727 • Flight logs mysteriously redacted
$50,000 per flight
Santa Fe, New Mexico
27,000 sq ft estate • Underground amenities
$15,000 per night
Upper East Side, NYC
Historic mansion • Soundproof rooms included
$20,000 per night
Trusted by the world's most powerful and paranoid
Former President
26 documented flights ✈️
"I did not have relations with that island"
Royal Family Member
Multiple alleged visits 👑
"I was at Pizza Express in Woking"
Real Estate Mogul
"Great guy" status 🏢
"I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy."
Hollywood Actor
Flight log regular 🎬
"The usual suspects had a great time"
Famous Lawyer
"Just for legal advice" 📚
"I kept my underwear on during the massage"
Fashion Mogul
Victoria's Secret trips 👗
"Just scouting for models, I swear"
*Names abbreviated for "legal reasons" • All quotes allegedly real
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rated 5 stars by people who can afford good lawyers
Silicon Valley
"The privacy features are unmatched! No cameras, no witnesses, no problems. My PR team has never been happier. Would recommend to all my powerful friends who need plausible deniability."
Stayed in January 2015
Hollywood, CA
"The flight experience was incredible - no passenger manifests, no questions asked. The pilot even turned off the transponder during our 'scenic route.' Five stars for the in-flight amnesia service!"
Multiple visits 2010-2018
New York, NY
"I went purely for work purposes. The legal consultations by the pool were very productive. The massage therapists had absolutely no relevant information. Attorney-client privilege prevents further comment."
Professional visit only
London, UK
"Excellent for... business meetings. Yes, business meetings. The offshore banking recommendations alone were worth the trip. Also, I don't sweat, so the island heat was no problem whatsoever."
Cannot recall specific dates
Paris, France
"The art collection was exquisite, though I found some of the paintings quite disturbing. The sculptures were also questionable. But the amenities? Chef's kiss. Will never speak of this again."
One regrettable weekend
Washington, DC
"I have no recollection of these events. However, if I had visited, which I didn't, it would have been a completely innocent diplomatic mission. The submarine was for marine biology research only."
Memory unclear
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